my shit moments

Now this is about my deadly interaction with guys. Everybody has been telling me to talk normally with them but to tell u the truth i become a nerd, i become dumb and moreover i become totally paralyzed(mentally!!!!!!!!!) you must be thinking she is exaggerating the phenomenon, but to prove it to you you have to read this....
I am in 12 th standard and like millions of kids in India i am going to my coaching center( worst days of my life) and its a very bad weather . Its raining like hell and me and my scooty are already drenched till skin.
now we(me and my scooty) are at the parking area (which had ankle length water already and it seemed like it is screaming in pain "please repair me!!!!") and waiting to park. One guy about my age but skimpy and puny (physically) got his scooty trapped in the pothole in the parking area . Since my scooty was next to him he said "excuse me", indicating towards his vehicle. I looked at myself and then I looked at his tiny skeleton and like a good batch mate i decided to help him out. I rolled up my sleeves and took out my glasses and was about to help the guy to take out his scooty from the pothole when he said " no. no can you please move your vehicle"(shit!!!!!). Evidently he wanted to take out his vehicle himself and me and my scooty were in his way( oh lord!!!! how embarrassing) . Thus not only my self confidence got deflated but also my helpful nature went to hell....
I am at my sister's marriage and have already hidden the bridegroom's shoes. We are all cousins and we are five of them, so we were fighting for the money. So like good sisters we accepted 2000 bucks from him. There was this guy who was friend of the bridegroom . He was some years older than me and was an active participant in fighting for money and also a good security guard of the shoes( we were happy that we succeeded!!!!!1). Now time came to split the money and since i was holding it he asked me," how much is 2000 divided by 5?" As usual my brain stopped as our eyes met, my legs got numb and after thinking for a long time i blurted out "333.33 "(shit!!! again). He was looking at me in disbelief and then asked "awesome!!!!which class??" i boldly answered" eleventh science+maths" and ran off in the opposite direction. I did not look at him again(at least for the rest of the evening and don't dare to question my mathematics because its not that bad) So tell me is it really my fault??????

these are just trailers and i have more to go so please help me out!!!!!