My Experience...

That for sure is my observation and some inspired one liners...Hope you like them...

1.Guys call you only for two reasons, one when you have called them and they couldn't take your call and the second when they want some work done...(no exceptions)
2.All I care about is ME, because nothing else is worth caring for.
3.Heartbreaks are common, specially when I am  around people.
4. The ultimate fate of a crush is that they tend to get crushed.
5.Never tell somebody your entire story, because it either make you fall in love with him or he gets fed up with you.
6. Listen,process and reflect.That should be done in an ideal condition but sarcasm does not let the conditions very  perfect.
7. Sarcasm is a tool which can be a laugh for you but misery for the other, and that is why I love it.
8. Chicken tastes like heaven when you are having it after a long time and when it is made by your dad.
9.The best lesson that a life teaches you is how to live it, irony is that we are the worst students that it can have.
10.If afer reading this you think I am a BITCH, then its ok because yes I am a Babe In Total Control of Herself.